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                                               Mr. MONKEY'S LIFE

   His Name is Mr. Monkey. He worked as a master thief. His father die because ate narkoba and drank 100 mg fried oil. And now, he was living with his mother. He really crazy, stupid, and really smart. He smart about criminal. One week ago, he kissed a woman. She didn't accepted that and she immediately hit Mr. Monkey's Stomach.
    
    Three days ago, He got up at 7.59 a.m., he got up early. He drank some hot milk and ate some bread. He went to his warehouse. He took a handgun and 2 flashbang. He went out home and locked his home. He ran to Bus Stop.
  
     At 9.59 a.m., The Bus came and he entered the bus and sit. He went to Department Store by bus. He enjoyen the road. When he was sleeping, a policeman stoped the bus. The Policeman brought pistol and entered the bus. Mr Monkey ran out the bus and the policeman didn't look him. Mr. Monkey ran to Department Store.

     He ran until tired. And last he arrived at Department Store. He entered the Department Store and brought many weapons. He ran to the shoes counter and took one shoes. He ran to Jacket counter. He took a sport jacket. He went to the cashier. He gave all of that to cashier. He said in his heart (I will steal that, stupid girl.) The cashier said the total of all is 4.675.000 ruphias. And you know??He folded 10.000 ruphias and gave the small money to the cashier. He brought all of that and put into a bag and said to cashier to took the bill. He ran to the Bus Stop and yes the mission succes. He stol 2 items. He really smart, and entered the bus and went back to home.

     He arrived home at 3.61 p.m. He went to the dinning room and ate Fried Rice. After he ate, he drank White Coffe to gave him a full spirit. After That, He went to his bedroom. He took a bath and weared a new clothes from his mother.

     At 5.00 p.m. He wnt to Cinema. He entered the Cinema and watched a movie. At 8.00 p.m., he looked a man planted a bomb and the bomb is big. He ran out to the basement and the bomb exploded. The Studio broke and many peoples die. He ran and back to home.